i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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