So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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