it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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