I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It's blow job season.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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