i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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