I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Randomize
