The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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