I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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