I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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