So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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