No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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