I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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