Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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