Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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