u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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