so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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