My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You dont lie about slip and slides
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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