This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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