i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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