saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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