Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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