Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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