does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
it glows. i had to have it.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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