i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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