I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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