so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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