just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
