People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Sext me about skeletons
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize