I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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