i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
