do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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