Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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