in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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