So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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