You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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