we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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