if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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