why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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