So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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