She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Congratulations! We have a period
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
