since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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