Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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