is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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