im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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