I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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