you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
