I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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