My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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