the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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