now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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