Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i think i scared a bird with my dick
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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