brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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