I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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